| | Oh man. I am on a 300-high.
AWOO AWOO AWOO.
What? I'm
not crazy.
Are you calling me mad?
Are you raising
your eyebrow in disdain at my madness?!
MADNESS?! THIS IS NO
MADNESS.
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
*kicks Persian messenger
down a neverending black abyss of doom*
I mean... THIS IS
JENGAAAA!
SPARTANS!
TONIGHT WE DINE
IN...
 
me: darn it... sbarro is full! What
do we do now, oh mighty Leonidas?
Leonidas: I'M GOING TO MAKE
A RESERVATION!
me: Do you have to talk in caps? It's annoying.
(yet strangely sexy)
Leonidas: YES! REAL MEN DON'T TALK! THEY
SHOUT! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AWOO AWOO AWOO!
me: AWOO AWOO
AWOO!
Leonidas: Let me get my banana phone.
 
Leonidas: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
HELL!
me: Oh. Okay. I'm kinda scared of Satan though. Can I
take my crucifix with me?
Leonidas: DO WHATEVER YOU
WISH.
me: Whatever I wish? Okay.
*House pops out of
thin air and a quiz show commences*
me: w00t! Go HOUSE! YOU
ARE TEH SEX
House: What the...?
me: You're here to fulfill my fangirl desires. Do as I say and compete in this quiz show?!
House: I already take orders from an incompetent big-breasted boss. I don't necessarily follow those orders, but I am not listening to a teenage girl.
me: Not even for a bottle of Vicodin? *holds up bottle tauntingly*
House: *snatches bottle* Oh, foul seductress, must you tempt me so?! *takes pill*
Booming Voice: First Question. What is this?
Booming Voice: A point for Leonidas.
House: *is high*
Leonidas: AWOO AWOO AWOO!
Booming Voice: Second Question. Where is Sparta?
Booming Voice: Another point for Leonidas.
me: House you're smart! DO SOMETHING!
Leonidas: AWOO AWOO AWOO *celebratory warcry*
House: LET ME ENJOY MY STATE OF HIGH-NESS, YOU ANTIPODEAN FLECK OF BUMFLUFF!
Dilios: Uh-oh...
Leonidas: >:O HOW DARE HE SPEAK BADLY OF SPARTANS! WE ARE REAL MEN! SPARTANS! ATTACK!
House: I choose you! Wombatchu!
*Wombat Evil Eye kills everyone with laser rays*
Leonidas: Remember us. x.x *ded*
me:NUUUUU!!! *resurrects*
...and we all skipped happily ever after into the sunset and bought ice cream.
except for chase who was captured by an evil Persian witch (or god-queen) named Cameron and was made to be her sex slave forever.
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